Random thoughts of the straight-acting gay man in a tiny Texas town: 1) Ok, this guy just told me not to rush off and have kids. I'm 37 years old, how old do I have to be? 2) This person just introduced herself as the mother of the lady my mother is trying to set me up on a date with. I am willing to bet any amount my mom hasn't tried that in at least a year. 3) People watching at a bar: ok, are the 2 40ish guys, not drinking Miller, one wearing a Tommy Hillfinger shirt a couple? What about the guy wearing a cutoff black shirt and earrings? Whee.