In honor of the wacky woman, RightWingDuck has some runaway bride jokes. My favs:
I'm a very traditional person. I believe the key to a good marriage is trust, honesty, and not faking your own disappearance.
So she disappears the day before the wedding and wakes up in another state penniless, tired, and with bad hair. Which reminds me, it's been ages since I've been to a good bachelor party.